I hereby request the media to:
Replace the words "Rep. Harry A. Waxman, (D-CA)" with the words "Mayor of Whoville. " Please, I'm begging you. I mean really, you're telling me you're hearing this for the first time? Immediately, upon seeing this guy I thought he was a dead ringer for the mayor. And I know you did too, media. You are trained to notice things. So please, I'm begging you, make the switch and out Harry for 'who' he really is...the Mayor of Whoville!